Don’t touch me T-shirt

R3ject Misfits Heavy Blend Tee

Welcome to the dark side of comfort. Our R3ject Misfits Heavy Blend T-Shirt is made for those who don’t sugarcoat anything—because life’s too short for fake smiles and boring shirts. Whether you’re tossing out a well-timed “F*ck off” or just letting your tee do the talking, this is your new go-to.

Crafted from a durable yet soft cotton-poly blend, it’s heavy enough to feel substantial but breathable enough to wear all day while offending people with ease. The fit? Just right—roomy where it matters, snug where it counts. Perfect for pairing with your resting bitch face and a general lack of enthusiasm for small talk.

Features:

• Soft, cozy feel with a little attitude
• Classic unisex fit – not too tight, not too baggy
• Double-stitched for those extra long eye-rolls
• Printed with sarcastic, sweary, and maybe a little mean graphics

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)

👉 Pro tip: If you like your sarcasm oversized (like your attitude), size up.